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It only took humankind less than 100 years from the invention of recording and delivery of sound through electrical means for the art and craft to be perfected, as demonstrated in the magnum opus "Chocolate Scream!", by midwestern Hollywood transplants Grim & Squid.
Seemingly divined from the aether of a universe far more vast than our own, "Chocolate Scream!" isn't afraid to invite your childlike curiousity into a lifelike audiosphere adventure through the depths of the human experience, from birth to death.
Achieving what The Beatles had sought but just missed with "Sergeant Pepper's.." and The Beach Boys were after with their crowning album "Pet Sounds" but fell flat, Grim & Squid have finally hit the mark all music fans have been waiting for.
Never before have all of the spectrum of emotions experienced by mankind been so cleary represented by use of speakers alone.
Given as such, we ask you to heed caution with repeated listens. As with any other life altering substance, after usage all other recorded music and life experiences may become bland in comparison to levels of pleasure achieved by this recording. DO NOT listen more than 3 times per day without professional consultation! Please let this timeless classic become a positive addition to your daily regiment.